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So
you’re sitting in front of your computer screen
half naked, in a pair of soiled tightie whities.
You’re staring blankly at Daily Funk’s webmaster
page. You’re wondering how you got here and what
the hell is Daily Funk? Well, before you begin
evasive action and you start looking for the nearest
“X” let me take you on a journey.
Webmaster’s,
welcome to Daily Funk. Please keep your hands, feet
and any other member of your body inside for the
duration of the ride.
Daily
Funk I guess you could say is the child I never had,
or maybe even the child that I will have, but I just
haven’t found the right girl…or any girl.
Anyhow, Daily Funk isn’t just your ‘regular’
humor site. If anything, I prefer ‘irregular’ or
‘misshapen’. We take some of the web’s leading
products and expose them for the pieces of shit that
they really are.
The
catch? People still buy these things! At first I
thought it was because of my impeccable looks, and
charming writing capabilities but then it hit me. We
are one of the only humor/game/flash sites that use
SEO (search engine optimization) to its fullest. We
hold some great number one SERP’s (search engine
rank positioning) in some major search engines. This
counts for: Google, MSN and Yahoo. Our traffic is
highly targeted, willing to buy and all use stolen
credit cards!
On
average we receive about 500 highly targeted unique
visitors a day. I’m not talking about general
traffic; I mean t-a-r-g-e-t-e-d. Looking for
“European midget penis enlargement patch” well
head on over to Daily Funk!
Want
a piece of the action? Daily Funk can custom suit
advertising to suit any budget and any goal that you
may have. Also, for anyone that runs a humor or
related site give us a shout as we're always looking
to exchange links!
Remember everyone, keep your eye on the prize,
your nose clean and always carry an extra pair of
socks
Advertising Inquiries
- advertising @ dailyfunk.com
Webmaster Inquiries -
webmaster @ dailyfunk.com
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