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Hi, my name's Dave F., and I'm a
recovering webmaster. It's been 2 years since my last update.
For the past 33 years, I have been
aimlessly meandering about, hoping that one day something would
enter my life and give me a sense of purpose. A sense of hope.
I stand here before you today with a sole, singular purpose - To
tell you about a site that changed my life forever.
That site of course in none
other than
Term Insurance Canada.
This is much more than just a
site about inexpensive insurance that covers your earning years
- it's a site about love, hope, and beauty. It's a mythical,
magical journey to the center of the soul, filled with Freudian
slips, comical quips, and 7 ways to remove ingrown toenails from
a rabid donkey.
Are you ready to begin your
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Before we
begin, there are a few things you should know. For example, you
may be stunned to learn that there is a well documented and
startling correlation between term insurance policy holders and
penis size. In one highly publicized instance, a new policy
holder's penis grew 3 inches in length and 2 inches in girth the
very moment he signed the bottom of his policy.
You may also
be shocked to know that although Term polices are extremely
flexible and may be eventually converted to dedicated life
insurance policies,
98% of the
worlds population will never admit to watching gay pornography
and becoming somewhat aroused.
I'm afraid
I can't go on like this. The real reason I never update daily
funk is because despite being a fully grown man, I'm an asshat.
A clown. If you're looking for insurance, click the link. If
not, I'll be in my chopper, high above the world.
VISIT
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CANADA |
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