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Ok, first off let me just say what
the shit? I know, I couldn't believe there was an actual
"avoid going to prison" online guide myself. I'm sure
you're all pussies much like myself and we'd end up going to
jail for something sissy like drunk driving. We'd be convicted and when our fellow inmates ask us what we're
in for we'd better have a good answer and I don't think telling
them we hit a school bus full of kids is going to scare them
shitless.
From what I've read thus far
the guide not only gives you pointers on how to stay out of
jail, but if you're actually going to jail what to do, how to
pass the time and some great fall prison fashions like Bruce
over there.
The book was written by Jeffrey Harbin
who was none other than, yes you guessed it, an inmate at one
point in time. Here's the header from their site "If YOU are facing Criminal Charges, or are going to Jail or Prison for the very first time, you ABSOLUTELY MUST READ the following information if you want to SURVIVE!"
Yea, I'm just really at a loss
for words. So I guess if you're heading to prison and you've got
no-one to turn to for advice and your lawyer's laying face down
in a gutter some where because you killed him and that's what
started this whole mess in the first place than I think you must
read
this. The site
features great articles on some of these hot topics: how to get
along with your cell-mate, the three things you can do that will
make your time inside absolutely
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