Surviving Jail
Ok, first off let me just say what the shit? I know, I couldn't believe there was an actual "avoid going to prison" online guide myself. I'm sure you're all pussies much like myself and we'd end up going to jail for something sissy like drunk driving. We'd be convicted and when our fellow inmates ask us what we're in for we'd better have a good answer and I don't think telling them we hit a school bus full of kids is going to scare them shitless.

From what I've read thus far the guide not only gives you pointers on how to stay out of jail, but if you're actually going to jail what to do, how to pass the time and some great fall prison fashions like Bruce over there.

The book was written by Jeffrey Harbin who was none other than, yes you guessed it, an inmate at one point in time. Here's the header from their site "If YOU are facing Criminal Charges, or are going to Jail or Prison for the very first time, you ABSOLUTELY MUST READ the following information if you want to SURVIVE!"

Yea, I'm just really at a loss for words. So I guess if you're heading to prison and you've got no-one to turn to for advice and your lawyer's laying face down in a gutter some where because you killed him and that's what started this whole mess in the first place than I think you must read this. The site features great articles on some of these hot topics: how to get along with your cell-mate, the three things you can do that will make your time inside absolutely

surviving jail

bruce is waiting for you so make sure you keep your ass outta jail with this guide, or if you're going to jail find out how to keep your sphincter in tact.

fly by (and maybe even get you back on the streets a little faster), what to say and what not to say during a probation interview and five tricks that you can use to disable almost any attacker.


YOU'RE MONEY'S NO GOOD IN PRISON.
READ THIS GUIDE AND PREVENT
SOME SERIOUS ASS POUNDING!

 

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