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Today I am here to teach you boys
and girls a little something about love. Not love like the way
you love your mother and your family, but love the way you love
members of the opposite sex. Hmm, maybe the same sex, actually
in some cases I suppose maybe even love love like the way you
"love" your mother, but then you'd probably be from
Mississippi. Rightio, back on topic, here we go!
Yes, I know, I know. Webmaster,
ultimate lover, world's strong man... we here at Daily Funk have
it all. Anyway, tonight I shall go against popular belief and
dispel and dismantle the myth that being charming and suave on
ICQ, MSN, Aimster or any other form of Web-Chat will make you a
great lover. Also, for all you avid Dance Dance Revolution fans,
playing a video game in which you tap your foot against colored
blinking panels will not make you a great dancer. If you don't
believe me, maybe you should check out this video of a fat
kid dancing.
Delving into my bag of fun (no
not my pants), I will now present you with a intriguing, yet
stellar web-site. Containing 100% nudity, and all the nast-
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iest filthiest content you could
ever ask for! Kidding, actually there is no nudity or nastiest,
but it does contain a lot of useful information on such things
as how to perform the perfect
blowjob, or stellar cunnilingus
(isn't that a type of fruit?).
Of course this guide is only
meant to be used in the unlikely event that you guys actually
get a girlfriend, so maybe you should revert to our Adult
Friend Finder before using this guide. Well that's all
from me guys, I gotta go, my super-model girl-friend with huge
boobs, and a rock hard ass is coming to pick me up in her
Ferrari. She's taking me out for a nice steak dinner again, oh
she spoils me! Good luck, have fun, and stay safe and try not to
spend all of your precious time staring at your computer screen! CLICK
HERE TO HAVE SEX APPEAL LIKE
FABIO (BEFORE HE TURNED GAY)
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