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Name: Premature
Ejaculation.
Symptoms: Jesus, do you really have to ask?
Solutions: Pop
this pill, and rock like the
hedgehog all night long.
Premature ejaculation is a serious problem…what am I
talking about no it's not! Hey as long as you get off isn’t
that the point. Since when was it about pleasing the woman? If
your woman is complaining about your ‘control’ problems,
simply explain to her that it’s happening probably because
of something she did, a good ol’ guilt trip never hurt.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I have never really
been disappointed in an orgasm. It’s like saying you can
have bad sex… or a bad blowjob; it may not be GREAT but it’s
still pretty damn good! Maybe to control your orgasm, it just
takes a little practice? Really people, I think we all have
enough practice. By now we are master and commander of our
nether regions and we know every trick in the book. You could
explain to your significant other that the reason you are a
premature ejaculator is because she’s just so damn fine.
Guaranteed she will laugh and soon enough you will be erupting
like Mount St. Helens!
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Ladies love sensitive men,
but if you are a little "too sensitive" then
maybe the only foreplay you will be performing is
fingering a pie. Trust me, try
this out
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So, what can we do to stop this problem! What
do we do when we are fat, depressed, eat too much or our ‘units’
are too small…we take some kind of a pill! Now, I know what
you are thinking, "Not another pill." Hey for
someone who explodes at the mere site of woman I wouldn’t be
complaining! What do you want, some sort of a miracle potion
that will instantly cure you with a sip from the bottle? This
isn’t Shrek, I haven’t found a potion that will make you
beautiful, BUT if I do I will for sure write an article about
it. Ah, here I go again off topic. Seriously folks, it really
isn’t a big deal and I am sure your significant other doesn’t
really care. If you would like to try something (It does make
the intimate times more enjoyable, building up to climax and
such) this pill has proven effective time and time again.
Check it out here!
Premature
Ejaculation is Everyones Problem
Especially if I'm standing next to you.
You can do it...you can do it ALL night long.
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