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There's nothing more satisfying
than totally owning your friends out on the paintball field.
Especially the friends that totally talk 'shit' and gloat about
how great they are. Unfortunately, many people lack the skills
to rack up their frag count out on the playing field.
Our penises recede inside our
bodies as those grade 6 punks completely slaughter us while they
keep their smug sneer still in tact. Boy's, I tell ya, it's time
to take control and show these youngsters who their daddy is.
As I have mentioned before in
previous articles, and I can't stress this enough, just because
you can get to level 31 on Dance Dance Revolution doesn't mean
you will be an excellent dancer. This same rule applies for
video games and how they will have no effect on your paintball
skills in the heat of battle. Sure you may know the model of the
gun and what types of rounds it uses...but do you know how to
use it?
One of the biggest mistakes
that newbie paintball players make is that they shoot long.
Shooting long means that they take shots at opponents that are
out of range for their paintball gun. Yes, we all know the AWP
(n00b cannon) from counter strike can shoot for miles upon
miles, but this is the real world people!
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