Delayed Reflexes - this
is a big one for all you gamers out there. You can't very well
lead all your troops to victory and become number in World of
Warcraft without being on the top of your game - you don't want
to look like a n00b do you?
Slow Metabolism - If being fat is a sign of not getting
enough sleep than I think we're all guilty. Get off your ass, go
for a jog and try eating McDonalds once a week instead of twice
a day. Or, instead of all the hassle just pop a couple of these
bad boys get a good nights rest and let your metabolism
do the rest.
Anxiety and Depression -
It seems as if not getting enough sleep can be blamed for many
things. Still, the fact that you have a panic attack whenever
you see a girl may be caused by insufficient sleep. I
however just think it's your lack of people skills and your tiny
tiny wiener. That's not a problem though as I've got a quick fix
for that as well. Try out this patch
and place it on some smooth skin and watch your bean grow into a
beanstalk.
Weak Immune System - Not
having enough sleep and the fact that you stay in your room 24-7
as if the rest of the world were contaminated are a couple
contributing factors to having a weak immune system. Try opening
the window so the stench of death and ass escapes your bedroom.
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