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Do the days seem much longer than they used to? Are you not taking as much joy in the things that once used to give you pleasure? Do you feel detached from society, your family and your friends? Well for starters, stop smoking so much crack - that shit isn't good for you. Secondly, did you know that insufficient sleep is the leading cause for stress related diseases? The 7-9 (in my case 14) hours of sleep you get a night helps eliminate stress, fight off diseases and help repair any damages your body has incurred.

Stress and a lack of sleep can cause a variety of health related problems, with the severity ranging on how sleep deprived your body is.

If you aren't sure if you're sleep deprived or not, here's just a few symptoms of not receiving enough sleep:

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Delayed Reflexes - this is a big one for all you gamers out there. You can't very well lead all your troops to victory and become number in World of Warcraft without being on the top of your game - you don't want to look like a n00b do you?

Slow Metabolism - If being fat is a sign of not getting enough sleep than I think we're all guilty. Get off your ass, go for a jog and try eating McDonalds once a week instead of twice a day. Or, instead of all the hassle just pop a couple of these bad boys get a good nights rest and let your metabolism do the rest.

Anxiety and Depression - It seems as if not getting enough sleep can be blamed for many things. Still, the fact that you have a panic attack whenever you see a girl may be caused by insufficient sleep. I however just think it's your lack of people skills and your tiny tiny wiener. That's not a problem though as I've got a quick fix for that as well. Try out this patch and place it on some smooth skin and watch your bean grow into a beanstalk.

Weak Immune System - Not having enough sleep and the fact that you stay in your room 24-7 as if the rest of the world were contaminated are a couple contributing factors to having a weak immune system. Try opening the window so the stench of death and ass escapes your bedroom.

So there you have it. You've got the facts, now what are ya gonna do with them? Click the link below for more 'technical' information and to purchase.

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