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Well it's
official, I gave my two weeks notice today for
one of my jobs! I decided that getting paid to
stand around and do pretty much nothing was
wrong and I should work harder for my money!
Actually, I'm full of shit. I'm just taking an
easier job that'll pay 3 times as much! Of
course I was a little apprehensive at first, but
a little
herbal ecstasy cheered me right up and
allowed me to chill out! (100% Legal and 100%
Fun) Have a great night everyone!
Joke of the Day:
A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight.
Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and
orders the specialty of the day. The waiter
brings him two very big balls on a huge plate,
which the tourist eats with relish. The next day
he goes to the same restaurant again, once again
orders the specialty of the day, and he is
brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It
tastes even more scrumptious. The third day he
does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth
day he goes to the restaurant and orders the
specialty of the day, and they bring him two
very small balls on a big plate. The man asks,
"What gives?" And the waiter says, "Senor, the
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Have any of you
heard about that big black dude that fights for
money? Apparently his name is 'Kimbo Slice' and
he and a few of his buddies run a sort of
underground fighting ring in which guys fight
for purses that range from $3,000 to $10,000.
Check out the most recent
kimbo slice video here!
Joke of the Day:
A judge asks a defendant to please stand.
"You are charged with murdering a school teacher
with a chain saw." From out in the audience a
man shouts, "You lying bastard!" "Silence in the
court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the
defendant again and says, "You are also charged
with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "You
goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged
with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.
The Judge thunders back "If you don't tell me
the reason for your outbursts right now, I will
hold in contempt!" "I've lived next to that
lying bastard for ten years now, but do you
think he ever had a fucking tool when I needed
to borrow one!" |
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I'm back from my
vacation, it was short but sweet! Saw lots of
friends, ate some good food, smoked some fine
cigars, you know how it is! I've totally been
slacking at the gym lately and I'm finding that
my '6000 calorie a day diet' is doing numbers on
my stomach so I've started to incorporate this
6 pack abs training program into my
daily workouts. I'll let you know who I'm
progressing with it, but the articles worth a
peak!
Joke of the Day:
An elderly man, Willy, mimes driving a car
as he runs around the halls of a retirement
home. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy
what he's doing. Willy calmly replies, "I'm
going to Chicago for the weekend." The orderly
chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him.
He catches Bob pleasuring himself, when asked
what he is doing, Bob replies," I'm screwing
Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago." |
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Well I'm getting
the hell outta town for a couple days so I'm
heading to bed pretty early. A new article's
been posted called
learn to be funny so check it if
well...you want to be funnier. Ciao!
Joke of the Day:
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires
fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser
than that? Finding a used condom in the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
What's grosser than that? When you open the
refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your
face. You want to know what's grosser than that?
When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a
boner. But the one thing that is grosser than
that is when you are sitting on your grandma's
lap and she pops a boner. |
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Updates, updates
and more updates! All the videos pages have been
updated (funny
videos page 1,
funny videos page 2,
funny videos page 3,
funny videos page 4, and I've also
designed a new layout for the individual videos
pages! Check em out and don't forget to try this
weeks flash game called
online snowboard game!
Cheers!
Joke of the Day:
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman
of General Motors. "If automotive technology had
kept pace with computer technology over the past
few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be
driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would
have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or,
you could have an economy car that weighs 30
pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of
gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new
car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM
chairman. "But would you really want to drive a
car that crashes four times a day?" |
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