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Name: Obesity.
Symptoms: Inability to view penis from upright position.
Friends and loved ones refer to you affectionately as the
'fat fuck'.
Solutions: Dieting - too hard. Exercise - requires effort.
Pop
these pills - look like brad pitt in 3 days.**
(**if brad pitt was a 300
pound fat fuck like yourself.)
Let’s look at the facts:
considering that 90% of the people we see on TV and in the
movies are good looking and have excellent bodies, they only
make up a fraction of the entire worlds population, so in
reality you actually are the "norm". You fat
bastards really make up the majority, so soon enough the new
trend will be fat, lazy and to never wash your hair. I guess
for right now the "in-thing" is to be slim and to
shampoo your hair at least once a week. You want to take diet
pills because you are a lazy piece of shit and you don’t
want to exercise or eat healthy and hey, we respect that. I’m
assuming the only exercise you do in a day is jerk off, and if
that counted as a workout our arms would all be the size of
Arnies… I’m not saying Arnold jerks off; all I’m saying
is… actually you know what, never mind.
The point of the matter is,
is that people want great looking bodies and don’t want to
spend the time or effort it takes to achieve their goals. Look
at all those AB programs they have been hawking for years. It
used to be "10-minute abs" then "60-second
abs" then "10-second abs" then "Fuck it,
if you can get a glass of water and take a pill once a day you
will look great...Actually, you know what, don’t even get a
glass of water because our pills are lubricated involving less
movement on your behalf."
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Contrary to what you may
have heard, having bigger tits than your girlfriend is
bad. take
these pills and melt the fat away.
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