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Day in and Day out I slave over
the computer spending hours upon hours making you laugh and you
repay me by going to other web-sites to have a couple laughs? No
it's fine, I just...you know, thought we had something special.
But of course you insist, so here it is! 668 Pages of Top
Quality Jokes available in an E-Book format! What the hell is an
E-Book format? I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT?!
Well kiddies an E-Book is just
like a regular book but it's digitized. That's right, let's say
it together, d-i-g-i-t-i-z-e-d! This particular download is
stored on your computer and is completely viewable offline. You
have over 10 categories of jokes to choose from and since the
e-book is located on your computer all the pages load instantly
and there is no loading or wait times. The price of this bad boy
is a MIND BOGGLING $9.99 so it won't burn a hole in your pocket
especially for all of since you live in your mother's basement!
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Here's one of the thousands of
jokes you will have access to:
This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you're at it, have one yourself."
"Well thank you sir," says the barman and proceeds to pour everyone their drinks.
Moments later the guy shouts, "Another whisky for me, and the same again for everyone else."
The bartender looks a little worried now and says, "Excuse me sir, but don't you think you should pay me for that last round first?"
The guy slurs, "I can't. I don't have any money." With this the bartender flies into a rage and literally throws the guy out of the bar.
About twenty minutes later though the guy staggers back in and shouts out, "A double whisky for me, and a drink for all my friends."
"I suppose you'll be offering me a drink too?" the barman asks, marveling
at the guy's nerve. "Not likely," slurs the guy, "You get nasty when you've had a drink!"
Well there you have it.
Apparently we aren't the only funny guys out there but you gotta
admit, we're definitely your favorite! So now without further
ado I present you with the comedy
zone!
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HERE TO VISIT THE COMEDY ZONE
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