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Sunday - (8:30pm) - October 16 - 2005 - Clear Skin and Duke Nukem?
clear pores Here's an excerpt from the new article on clear pores:
"Are you finding that your grandmother's home 'acne' remedies haven't been working for you? Is the daily application of vinegar to the open gashes on your face and the warm sitz baths in sea salt getting to you? Is your acne affecting your ability to get dates or is it keeping you from going out?"

Sounds pretty damn exciting doesn't it? Well, check it out and I'll talk to you all next week!

clear pores

Thursday - (11:54pm) - October 13 - 2005 - Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy!
Well son of a bitch I enjoyed writing this article! I tried to make it 'make as much sense as possible' but you know, it's an article on staying out of jail so it's pretty crazy!

Anyway, here it is: surviving jail and you'd better damn well enjoy it! Well it's time for me to get some shut eye. One more update coming at you and I think it's on some health site, boring stuff but it pays the bills! Night!

surviving jail
Wednesday - (4:15pm) - October 12 - 2005 If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
free online reflex game I went to the doctor today to get some X-Rays as my ring finger on my left hand was about the size of a salami. It wasn't so much the pain that was bothering me as I was worried that I wouldn't be able to play my brand new PSP and try out this new free online reflex game. 

Sure enough the X-Rays showed that the finger was indeed fractured (no it wasn't from sticking it up my ass... that's Monday nights). The fracture I incurred was from catching a haywire 100mph football. Well, enjoy the game and stick around because I have a fuck pile of work to do to this site!

free online reflex game

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