| Thursday -
(7:30pm) - November 17 - 2005 - Another Great Reno 911 Installment |
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Check
out the updated videos page featuring this new reno
911 clip 2
Joke of the Day:
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
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| Wednesday -
(7:30pm) - November 16 - 2005 - What type of shape are YOU in? |
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Are
you undergoing some form of weight loss/fitness
training program? If so body
composition is the one article you don't want to
miss!
Joke of the Day:
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too farfrom the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a
mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a
quarter. Yep. 25 cents. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans
over and whispers, "The wife did it."
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| Tuesday -
(1:30pm) - November 15 - 2005 - Sleep Easy With Melatrol! |
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How
y'all doing this week? Super duper! Well, I'll start
this week off with a BANG! How about a blazing hot
article on melatrol
the natural sleep aid!
Joke of the Day:
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian." |
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