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Friday - (5:25pm) - November 11 - 2005 - Check out the new game!
life simulation game End the week off with a fun life simulation game. Have a great weekend everyone!

Quote of the Day:
"During the summer I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement. I then wait for kids to run by and try to kick them over."
   -- James Leemer

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Thursday - (5:45pm) - November 10 - 2005 - Download virtually any MP3 with MP3 Advance
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Joke of the Day:
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch." 

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Tuesday - (6:34pm) - November - 8 - Get over 700 channels from around the world!
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Joke of the Day:
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about
10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly. The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the problem is. "Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to my head". "Jesus Christ! What happened?" "He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!" "Yeah, then what?" "Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?"

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