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Wednesday - (11:32am) - May 30 - 2007 - New Game Added - Stickman Madness 2
Stickman Madness 2 Finally a new installment of the very popular 'stick madness' series. In stickman madness 2 you play the same character, and using the some controls you must defeat hordes of stickmen soldiers!

Anyway, it's way too nice to sit inside, I think I'm going for a ride, peace people!

Joke of the Day:
A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area. ''It's all cleared up!'' the man reports when he returns. ''But what was that medication you gave me?'' ''Lipstick remover.''

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Tuesday - (4:41pm) - May 29 - 2007 -New Video Added - Trials Faceplant
Trials Faceplant Since Rabbit Hill (Our freeride mountain bike park) opened I thought a great way to celebrate would be to post videos of kids doing dumb stunts and messing themselves up. Here it is, the trials faceplant video.

Joke of the Day:
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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Wednesday - (6:36pm) - May 23 - 2007 - New Game Added - Purple Survival
Purple Survival Lazy day here in Alberta. I spent most of my day looking for some cool free flash games and all I could come up with was this lol. Oh well here it is, the game is called purple survival. Click the link to learn more about this game, how to play, tips and more!

Joke of the Day:
A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?” “Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

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Tuesday - (8:30pm) - May 22 - 2007 - New Video Added  - Quad Crash Video
Quad Crash Video Nothing like a day out in the sand dunes riding some ATV's when your buddy thinks it'd be a good idea to hit a jump. Whoops, better check your landing next time.

Joke of the Day:
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" She replies, "Oh my god! Definitely!"

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