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Friday - (3:21pm) - May 26 - 2006 -New Article Added - Office Playground
office playground How many of you have heard about the upcoming Royce Gracie and Matt Hughes UFC fight? It's on this Saturday and I'm definitely going to be watching it. I remember watching Royce Gracie whoop some serious ass back in the mid 90's when the UFC was still relatively new.

Well, it's Friday and you're almost done work! Before you head out, read this article on a sweet site called office playground. This site features tons of cool toys that fit on your desk that can help you quickly escape 'work life' if only for a few minutes. Have a great weekend everyone, stay safe!

Joke of the Day:
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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Wednesday - (2:40pm) - May 24 - 2006 - New Game Added - Pendulum Swing
Pendulum Swing I saw the Davinci Code when it premiered on Friday night. I had been looking forward to seeing that movie for the better part of a year and was a little disappointed. The stellar acting I have come to know and respect from Tom  Hanks was a little off, and the story line seemed to jump around too much. I don't see why the public was so against Dan Browns book, I mean if you've read the book or seen the movie, the entire premise is pretty bogus if you ask me.

Anyhow, a new game has been added called pendulum swing, and you'll also notice that the games page has been completely revamped as well as all the free online games pages. Also, apparently there's a new humor site in the works here so I'll let you know more when I know. Keep checking back this week, you know the drill.

Joke of the Day:
A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?” “Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

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Tuesday - (11:43pm) - May 23 - 2006 - New Article Added - Penis Enlargement Pills
Herbal Penis Enlargement Pills The Edmonton Oilers are whooping ass again in the playoffs! Last night they took a massive 4-0 lead at beginning of the 3rd period. The San Jose sharks quickly caught up and the game ended at 5-4 with the Oilers ahead! Edmonton is one win away from the Stanley Cup Finals so it should be a good game on Thursday!

For you non-fans of hockey, a new article has been added on another, yes another, penis enlargement site. Read the article on herbal penis enlargement pills and have a great night!

Joke of the Day:
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
A: wave at him.

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