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Friday - (1:00pm) -
May 19 - 2006 - New
Article Added - Discount Ink Cartridges |
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I was pretty
psyched last night when the Edmonton Oilers beat
the San Jose Sharks in a 4 game winning streak!
Not only that, but the weather network was
predicting a huge storm for the area where I
lived and god knows I love storms. Unfortunately
it was hot all night and nothing happened!
Anyway, today was
a pretty slow day, just did some cleaning, went
to physiotherapy (supposedly you can masturbate
too much) and went to work. It's funny cause
lately at work I've been noticing that the cost
of new genuine ink cartridges is outrageous! I
did some quick searching and found a sweet site
that sells
discount ink cartridges
so
check it out and stop paying full retail price!
Joke of the Day:
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a
high-rise and was riding in the elevator.
Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart.
Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go
- and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator
then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly
used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up
the smell. A man entered the elevator and
immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that
smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell
anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like
someone crapped a Christmas tree." |
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Thursday - (12:46am) -
May 18 - 2006 - New
Video Added - Dane Cook Clip |
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Talk about a
shitty day. It doesn't even cool off during the
nights now! I've got a temperature gauge on the
front of my tower and right now its just shy of
40 degrees! Usually on average the computer
tower temperature is between 20-25 degrees
Celsius so that means my room is 15-20 degrees
hotter than normal!
Anyway, to get
things 'heated up' even more, check out this
dane cook clip, where he talks about his
first blowjob experience, fucking hilarious!
Have a great night everyone and check back this
week as we've got one more smoking update!
Joke of the Day:
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one
night. After 15 minutes passed one girl leaned
over and whispered to her friend, "What should I
do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
Her friend replied, "Don't do anything. Just
ignore it." The first girl said, "I
can't." Her
friend, "Why can't you ignore it?" The first one
says, "Because he's using my hand!" |
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Wednesday - (5:10pm) -
May 17 - 2006 - New Article Added -
2 Rate Me |
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Holy Fuck it's
been hot here the past week. Unfortunately for
me, I don't have any air conditioning so I've
got 3 fans running 24-7. It's hard enough to
work when its nice outside, but when its +40 in
your office it makes it even worse!
No worries though,
I'm still gonna update Funk religiously
throughout the summer! For now, check out the
new article called
2 rate me,
which is about a site similar to Tag World or
Myspace, where you can post pictures and get
people to rate your photos! Have a great day
everyone!
Joke of the Day:
A son walks into the living room and asks
his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot
date. The dad says, ''Sure, as soon as you cut
your long hair.''
The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted
his dad replies, ''Dad, Jesus had long hair...''
And the dad replies, ''Yeah, and Jesus walked
everywhere he went too, didn't he?'' |
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