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This fucking week
has been a complete gong show. Well, what do you
expect, the 'wife's' been away so its been boys
night out for 2 consecutive weeks! However, she
gets back At midnight on Wednesday and I'm
meeting her at the airport so it's back to
normal living, getting up early and actually
getting my shit done.
I figured after my
2-week binge I should rent Trainspotting and
re-teach myself that drugs and alcohol are truly
bad. Ironically enough, tonight's article is on
'prescription
drug addiction' so you should read
that...yeah, that's pretty much it! Good night!
Joke of the Day:
Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up
because they heard about a contest being offered
by the station to patrons who purchase a full
tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the
men asked the attendant about the contest. "If
you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the
attendant. "How do we enter?" asked the first
man. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between
1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man. "Sorry, I
was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come
back soon and try again" The next week, the two
men returned to the same station to get gas.
When they went inside to pay, the second man
asked the attendant if the contest was still
going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm
thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess
right. You win free sex." "2" said the second
man "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the
attendant. "Come back soon and try again." As
they walked back to the car, the first man said
to the second man, "You know, I'm beginning to
think this contest is rigged." "No way," said
the second man. "My wife won twice last week." |
