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Friday - May 13 - 2005 - (2:22am) - I want to see some damn Fan-Mail!

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 Alright, I have a bone to pick with you guys. Daily-Funk has been around for over 6 months and neither David or I have received ONE email from you guys. I'm talking no hate mail, no requests, no comments...does anyone actually visit this site? Well, what I do know is that you guys are eating up my bandwidth... you dirty bastards!

Anyhow, you can email me here, or you can email Dave here. We are putting YOU guys to the test! I wanna see some damn fan mail, or hate mail... whatever I don't care. Just don't send me a virus or I'll send Freddy over to your house and you guys can play paddy cake... or World of War-craft. What, that's what all the 'cool' kids are playing these days. I'm more of a Counter Strike Source man personally.

A few weeks ago I had a link to an article about a new herbal acne remedy solution. Well, actually there is a site you can go to now that has a funk-load more of information. It's got the low down on many Acne products/quick remedies etc. Anyway IF you can find time in your busy schedule you should check it out! Anyway, I'm going to bed, its getting late. I'll chat y'all up on the email!

Click here to email me!
Tuesday - May 10 - 2005 - (2:20am) - What the funk?
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Well, I really don't know what to say. David and myself thought since it was Monday and all, we would make a cake to cheer ourselves up. The process in mixing the batter and even baking the cake did not seem to be a problem. It was only after we put the cake onto the plate to do the icing did we realize that the cake did not cook all the way through. It was as if only the outer layer of the cake got baked, and the inside was like jelly.

The end result: you could have eaten your cake with a straw. Frigging disgusting, but we weren't going to let the cake go to waste! Let's just say the toilet bowl will be my best friend for the next couple of days!

Mmm, doesn't all this talk about Cake make you want to get a loan for a new car? Sure it does, and that's why I wrote a new article entitled "New Car Price Quote" so you should check that out. Well, I do believe its time for some sleep, so until tomorrow folks!
Monday - May 9 - 2005 - (1:53pm) - Emo, how about Screamo?

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 Well lots is new today! The videos page has been updated. You can now access the newest videos on that page, instead of screwing around in the archives page... really, what were you doing in there anyway? 

Also, another brand spanking new video can be found here. This is a song by MC Lars entitled "Sign More Emo". The video is hilarious and it lovingly makes fun of the genre of music referred to as "Emo". What is Emo you ask, well... 

"Acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell excessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This music incorporates individuals who don't smile, use high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts. They wear tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarves, ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses and have black greasy unwashed hair that covers 3/4 of their face."

Let me paint you a picture... your typical Emo boy, with his typical Emo girlfriend:

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.

That's all for today people, now GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! But not before you buy something!

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