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Wednesday - May 5 - 2005 - (10:05am) - Good Morning!

spyware remover

Has anyone else noticed that Andrew's updates have either been in the afternoon-after lunch sometime, or at like 3:00 in the morning? Andrew is what we call a "non-morning person", anyhow I've taken it upon myself to do this update...or maybe this is Andrew doing an update under Dave's profile, who knows! Ok, Ok, this is Andrew... but here's a funny story:

A while back a buddy of mine broke up with his girlfriend. He was pretty upset and it wasn't mutual (a.k.a she broke up with him for another guy). Anyway, so on MSN later that night my buddy messages me and says this: "Andrew, quick - here is her new boyfriends email address.  Sign him up to free porn subscriptions with me!" So of course being a great friend I did, and we had a blast in doing so.

Speaking about porn, did you know that even IF YOU delete your cache/internet history there are still traces of the sites you have been on in your computer. Case in point, if you are viewing this website right now from school, or from work I don't think your boss or teacher would be too happy (not like there is anything wrong with this site). If you wanna keep your job, and not get expelled try this out for size. Until tomorrow!

Evidence Cleaner Gold

 

 

Tuesday - May 3 - 2005 - (12:53pm) - 1...2...3...4...5...?
ball game Hey hey hey everybody! Ah, what a glorious day thus far. Went to sleep around 1:00am and got up at 1:00pm, nothing like a 12 hour sleep to get you refreshed for the day! Gah, I went to the gym yesterday and of course did Chest and Arms, and I am so F%@#!#$ sore! I might possibly go for another bike ride today. Last weekend I went with Dave and was doing a trials course down some stairs and over a log. I made it down the stairs/roots fine but when I went to go over the log I locked up the handbrake and went over the handle bars and landed right on the handle bars with my nuts. There was some serious sacular-tearage but it was fun nonetheless. I'm going to take my digital camera with me next time so hopefully we will catch me doing some crazy shit!

I've also added another game to the games page called "online ball game", and you can find it here!! 

online ball game

 

Monday - May 2 - 2005 - (7:29pm) - I'm Ron Burgundy?

banana

I've added another article to the articles page called "Herbal Acne Remedy" so if you are interested you can find that here. Hmm, not much is going on so how about some Banana-Facts?

Here are some interesting things you can try with banana peels:

1.)Removal of warts - tape a piece of banana peel over the desired area. Change the dressing every day or so, or until the wart is gone (one to two months)

2.)Removal of Splinters - use the same method as explained above. By morning the enzymes in the peel should bring the splinter to the surface

3.)Get rid of Bruises - Hold a banana peel over your bruise for 20-30 minutes

4.) Get "Legally" high - A rumor spread in the 1960's that the inner part of a banana contained a hallucinogenic substance called banadine, and when smoked it you would be high. Sounds awesome, but trust me, it's not true.

this makes no sense, but click here for the new article!

 

 

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