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Sunday - (9:42pm) - March 26 - 2006 - New Article Added - Learn to Be Funny
learn to be funny Well I'm getting the hell outta town for a couple days so I'm heading to bed pretty early. A new article's been posted called learn to be funny so check it if well...you want to be funnier. Ciao!

Joke of the Day:
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom in the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are sitting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

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Wednesday - (9:43pm) - March 22 - 2006 - New Game Added - Online Snowboard Game
online snowboard game Updates, updates and more updates! All the videos pages have been updated (funny videos page 1, funny videos page 2, funny videos page 3, funny videos page 4, and I've also designed a new layout for the individual videos pages! Check em out and don't forget to try this weeks flash game called online snowboard game! Cheers!

Joke of the Day:
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

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Tuesday - (11:45pm) - March 21 - 2006 - New Article Added - Google Cash
google cash Sup peeps. Hope you guys had a great weekend and a fun St. Patrick's Day. If you missed it in the previous update, next time you go drinking make sure to pop a couple of these anti-hangover pills before you go to sleep or pass out!

Not much new for updates except a new article added called google cash, it's worth a look if you're interested in making any kinds of money online, so check it out!

Joke of the Day:
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens." "Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em." The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"

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