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Friday -
(2:11pm) - March 17 - 2006 - New Article Added - Hangover Pills |
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Happy St. Patty's
Day everyone! Since 90% of you are probably
getting hammered right now I suggest you pick up
a bottle of these
anti-hangover pills or read the article
first, than buy a bottle! Have a great weekend
everyone and don't get too drunk! Cheers!
Joke of the Day:
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn
O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong
friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and
was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called
to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave
a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's
bedside and kneels. "Shawny ole boy, we've been
friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere.
I 'ave one last request fir ye to do." O'Brian
burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye
wish. It's done." "Well, under me bed is a box
containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all
of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was.
After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I
want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave
so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able
to enjoy it for all eternity." O'Brian was
overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish
spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye,
tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour
the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me
kidneys first?" |
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Wednesday - (11:45pm) - March 15 - 2006 - New Video
Added - Family Guy Video Clip |
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It's late and I
just don't feel like being funny tonight so
here's a quick update. A new video has been
added called
family guy video clip so check it out
if you like family guy (it's the one mocking
'back to the future'). Goodnight everyone!
Joke of the Day:
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School. Usually she slept through the
class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her
while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary
Margaret, who created the universe?"! When Mary
Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and
jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted
Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and
continued teaching her class. A little later,
the Nun, seeing her asleep asked Mary Margaret,
"Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't
stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in
the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary
Margaret and the Nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun, feeling sure she was asleep, asked her
a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" Again,
Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary
Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick
that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!" |
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Tuesday -
(3:06pm) - March 14 - 2006 - New Article Added - The 'Vertical Project' |
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So after I got my
ass handed to me at some 3 on 3 basketball
yesterday at the local YMCA by some 10 year old
Asian kids I decided to search for a program
that would make me a better basketball player
and be able to dunk over those 5'3 mutts! I came
across a site called the
the vertical project and apparently this
guy named Luke is hawking an exercise program
that will help you double your vertical leap as
well as increase your muscular strength and
endurance. Anyway, I picked up a copy of his
program (visit the site for ordering
information) and I'll let you guys know how it
works out. Peace.
Joke of the Day:
An old man was in bed with his wife when
suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7
points!" His wife looked at him and said, "What
the hell are you doing?" He simply replied,
"Just playing bed football." Ten minutes later
the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game -
7,7." The husband's competitive side kicked in
and he started starting straining... when
suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks
over and said, "Now what's the score?" He said,
"Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!" |
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