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Thursday - (9:47pm) - March 9 - 2006 - New Game Added - War Bears
war bears A new game has been added called war bears! This game requires a lot of patience like that other game called Hapland, but it's fun! Have a great weekend everyone

Joke of the Day:
A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it. The man tells Al, one of his workers, that he will name the restaurant after the first thing Al sees when he goes out the door. Al walks outside and the first thing he saw was a girl named Lucy and he saw her legs. He told the man, and so the restaurant was named Lucy's Legs. The man was so impressed that he said the next day Al could get a free drink. The next day Al comes a bit early and a policeman walks by and notices Al waiting there. The policeman asks, "What are you doing?" Al says, "I'm waiting for Lucy's legs to open so I can get a drink."

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Wednesday - (2:45pm) - March 8 - 2006 -  New Article Added - Acne Treatments
acne treatments A new article has been added that reviews/takes an in depth look at a new site called acne treatments. If you're bored read up on that or if you're looking for something a little more entertaining check our our wide selection of free online games or funny videos!

Joke of the Day:
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!'' The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.'' To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

 

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Tuesday - (1:03pm) - March 7 - 2006 - New Article Added - Go Up Strong
go up strong As each day passes it's getting warmer and warmer outside! It's almost time for a little outdoor sports activity and now's a great time to get in shape for the summer season.

For you fans of basketball, football, volleyball and soccer looking to increase your vertical jump as well as your explosiveness on the field I suggest you read this article called go up strong which will teach you how to increase your vertical! Not only that, but you'll also receive lighting fast speed as well as super defense and shot blocking.

Joke of the Day:
Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a plane. One is a Yankee and the other, a Southern Belle. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, "So where y'all from?" The Yankee turns her steely gaze to the Southern Belle and replies, "I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition." Silence ensues and the flight continues until a few minutes later when the Southern Belle again turns to the Yankee and asks, "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

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