| Sunday - Mar 7 -
2005 (4:20pm) - Funky Word of the day.
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| Scatomancy -
Predict your future or divination by studying your own feces.
Remember to use this one in a sentence to impress your friends
today. 'Gee Tom, I'd love to help you move this weekend but judging
by the corn in my shit this morning, it's a bad idea to do any heavy
lifting. The corn never lies.' - I've seen the future, and frankly,
it stinks.
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| Saturday - Mar
6 - 2005 (1:32pm) - Deep Thoughts.
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Instead of a Seeing eye dog, what
about a seeing eye gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you
walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out
the way. Cars too. It's a hell of an idea, and if the guns laws
are holding you up, you might want o try some of these
goodies in the meantime.
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