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Andrews Quick 'Get
Out of Work Tip 1' -
Convince your boss
that such a
beautiful day such
as today shouldn't
be wasted by doing
fruitless video
updates, but much
better spent
outdoors mountain
biking, breathing in
the fresh summer air
and hucking it off
sick drops. I'm out
so check out the
video update called
life guard snl.
Joke of the Day:
Three rabbits
escape from a
testing lab and find
an entire field full
of carrots. They eat
themselves into a
stupor and sleep
throughout the
night. The next
morning, they find
an entire field full
of female rabbits
with no males in
sight. They screw
themselves into a
stupor and sleep
throughout the
night. The next
morning, the rabbits
get to talking. "I'm
gonna go back to
that field of
carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back
to those cute little
rabbits," says the
second. "I'm going
back to the lab,"
says the third. "I'm
dying for a
cigarette." |
