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Thursday - (10:11am) - June 7 - 2007 - New Video Added - Mountain Bike Wipeout
Mountain Bike Wipeout I know, I know it doesn't look like a mountain bike video, but I assure you it is. Can't see how this guy thought this was going to go his way, but none the less, it wouldn't make for a good video if he had nailed it right? So check out this mountain bike wipeout here.

Joke of the Day:
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

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Wednesday - (11:43pm) - June 6 - 2007 - New Game Added - Storm the House 2
Storm the House 2 Wow, I'm falling asleep here folks. A quick update coming at you. A new video game has been added called storm the house 2. I can't say I've played the first edition, but if it's anything like the second it must really suck haha, anyway good night!

Joke of the Day:
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity. The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on. The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on. The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right. The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!" 

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