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Friday
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(5:30pm)
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June
30 -
2006
- New
Article
Added
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Registry
Records |
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A new article has
been added under our
Entertainment
section that takes a
look at a site where
you can get
registry records
on virtually anyone
and anything. Check
it out when you've
got some free time.
Well that's it for
updates for this
week! Thanks for
stopping by and we
wish all you Canucks
out there a safe,
fun July 1 weekend.
The rest of you can
bugger off! Cheers.
Joke of the Day:
A completely
inebriated man was
stumbling down the
street with one foot
on the curb and one
foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and
said, "I've got to
take you in, pal.
You're obviously
drunk." Our wasted
friend asked,
"Officer, are ya
absolutely sure I'm
drunk?" "Yeah,
buddy, I'm sure,"
said the copper.
"Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of
relief, the wino
said, "Thank
goodness, I thought
I was crippled." |
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Wednesday
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(12:10am)
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June
28 -
2006
- New
Video
Added
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Barats
and
Bereta |
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A few months ago I
ran across an
extremely funny site
called Barats and
Bereta. Basically
it's 2 guys doing
funny video skits
packaged together
with some good video
editing skills.
Check out this
mothers day
installment of
barats and bereta
and let us know
what you think!
Joke of the Day:
A blonde decides
to try horseback
riding, even though
she has had no
lessons or prior
experience. She
mounts the horse
unassisted and it
immediately springs
into motion. It
gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from
the saddle. In
terror, she grabs
for the horse's
mane, but cannot
seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to
throw her arms
around the horse's
neck, but she slides
down the side of the
horse anyway. The
horse gallops along,
seemingly ignorant
of its slipping
rider. Finally,
giving up her frail
grip, the blonde
attempts to leap
away from the horse
and throw herself to
safety.
Unfortunately, her
foot becomes
entangled in the
stirrup, and she is
now at the mercy of
the horse's pounding
hooves as her head
is struck against
the ground over and
over. She starts to
lose consciousness,
but to her great
fortune, Bobby, the
Wal-Mart greeter,
sees her and unplugs
the horse |
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Tuesday
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(4:48pm)
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June
27 -
2006
- New
Article
Added
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Used
Tanning
Beds |
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Well we're
officially one week
into summer! For all
you pasty-white
bastards that are
too lazy to go
outside to tan, why
not read our article
on
used tanning beds
and bring the
power of the sun
into your living
room! You'll never
have to leave your
computer again!
Joke of the Day:
A
little boy walks
into his parents'
room to see his mom
on top of his dad
bouncing up and
down. The mom sees
her son and quickly
dismounts, worried
about what her son
has seen. She
dresses quickly and
goes to find him.
The son sees his mom
and asks, "What were
you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies,
"Well, you know your
dad has a big tummy
and sometimes I have
to get on top of it
and help flatten
it." "You’re wasting
your time," said the
boy. "Why is that?"
the mom asked
puzzled. Well when
you go shopping the
lady next door comes
over and gets on her
knees and blows it
right back up." |
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