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Sunday - (11:52am) - June 18 - 2006 - New Article Added - Hockey Training
Hockey Training The Edmonton Oilers are one win away from a Stanley Cup victory. I gotta say, I'm not a huge fan of hockey but when you live in a city that has thousands of crazed hockey hooligans storming the streets it kinda gets you in the spirit.

Sorry about the delay with updates but I've been busy sleeping and such so here it is, a brand spanking new article on hockey training.

Joke of the Day:
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, what're you in for?” “I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,” said Tim. “Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!” “Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. “That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?” “I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Sammy answered. “Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!”

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Thursday - (12:54am) - June 15 - 2006 - New Video Added - American Idol Spoof
American Idol Spoof I have found a video what may very well be the funniest video of all time. Ok, I wouldn't go that far but this american idol spoof done by comedian David Coyne is up there in my favorite videos. My favorite impersonation is Christopher Walken. If you close your eyes it sounds exactly like him! Have a great night everyone!

Joke of the Day:
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I am a congressman!" The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

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Wednesday - (10:21pm) - June 14 - 2006 - New Article Added - Creatine Guide
Creatine Supplement I saw the breakup a couple days ago with my sister and my girlfriend. I gotta say, Vince Vaughn makes me chuckle like no other. If you haven't seen the movie yet it's worth at least 10 bucks, it's pretty cheezy but has some classic 'Old School' - Vince Vaughn humor.

On a totally un-related note a new article has been added on creatine supplement, hey we're running out of things to talk about lol. Have a good one.

Joke of the Day:
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles. ''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained. ''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.'' ''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.''

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