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Friday -
(12:43am) - June 2 - 2006 - New Video Added - Dirt Bike Video |
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A new video has
been added to the funny videos section called
dirt bike video, so check it out and go
to bed for the love of god.
Have a safe
weekend, don't party too hard and we'll see you
all next week!
Joke of the Day:
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but
couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who
told her not to despair. "I'll let you sneak
aboard my captain's ship and take you to France,
but you have to screw me every time I bring you
food, okay?" She accepted, and for about three
months the guy brought her food and water and
then she screwed him. This went on for about 3
months, at which point she was discovered by the
captain. The captain asked what she was doing
and she said a man was taking her to France if
she screwed him every time he brought her food.
The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you -
this is the New York Ferry." |
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Thursday - (10:10pm) -
June 1 - 2006 - New
Article Added - Counter Strike Guide |
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It has been a long
day so I thought I'd fire up Counter Strike
Source and take out some aggression by blowing
things up and killing people. Unfortunately for
me, I could barely afford any guns and I was
getting my ass kicked by some kid who on the
microphone sounded like he should've been in bed
at 7:00 after he watched Power Rangers. I'm
thinking about purchasing this
counter strike guide and any of you
looking to brush up on your CS skills should
read it too.
Joke of the Day:
A math teacher and his wife were both 54
years old. One evening the wife came home and
found a note from her husband. It said: ''My
dear, you are 54 years old and there are some
things you are not giving me, so I am at the
Holiday Inn with my 18-year-old student. Don't
bother waiting up for me.'' He returns home that
night to find a note from his wife: ''You are
also 54 years old and there are things I need
that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel
6 with one of your 18-year-old students and you
(being a math teacher) should know that 18 goes
into 54 way more than 54 goes into 18, so don't
YOU wait up for ME.'' |
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Wednesday - (11:30pm) -
May 31 - 2006 - New
Article Added - Movie Downloads |
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Sorry everyone,
but it's gotta be a quick update tonight as I'm
falling asleep in my chair. A new article as
been added to our entertainment section called
unlimited movie downloads
so check that out if you've got some time, and
also be sure to view our funny videos and free
online games sections which have both had a huge
face lift. Have a great night!
Joke of the Day:
A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor,
Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.''
The doctor examines the man and finds the man
has a red ring around his penis. The doctor
gives him an ointment to rub on the problem
area. ''It's all cleared up!'' the man reports
when he returns. ''But what was that medication
you gave me?'' ''Lipstick remover.'' |
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