| Saturday
- June 11 - 2005 - (3:03am) - Can I borrow some
chapstick.... |
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Well
how is everyone doing on this fan-tab-u-lous evening?
Really, you're all asleep... no shit. Oh well, you will
eventually see this update! Got another new article for
you guys on a little something called sexual
education. God knows all of you could use some
tips from the pro's here at Daily Funk. Hey, no BS I had
a date tonight and do you think that I could have pulled
it off without the information contained in that site?
Well possibly, but only because I'm a born natural! My
grand-daddy's grand-daddy taught him who taught my daddy
who in turn taught me! Its cyclical, up and down, and around.
Well, I gotta jet as I
have to work tomorrow. Funny thing, I work at 1:00 and
today I slept in and was an hour late for work. What can
I say, I'm a real trooper!
Until next week
everyone, have a great weekend and remember, we here at
Daily Funk love you no matter what! (As long as you
continue to purchase our wonderful products!) |
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Learn
from pro's like these on how to pick up chicks!
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| Friday
- June 10 - 2005 - (1:00pm) - Fastest fat man ever, I mean look at
those legs! |
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Man,
I am sicker than a dog. You know you are really sick
when you wake up and feel like someone shit in your
mouth, or someone vomited into your mouth, then you
vomited again...sick! "You know, in some countries
all they eat is their own vomit. I've never been there,
but I read it...in a book!" Hah, yup so any of you
out there play Dance Dance Revolution? Sure you do, you
all still live in your parents house and work part time
at Arby's! Anyway, in this video watch this like 400
pound fat
kid dance and bust-a-move!
Well, that's about
it... OH, and don't forget, there will be another
article update so check back later! |
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| Thursday
- June 9 - 2005 - (12:30pm) - Mmm, lunch and a video update! |
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See,
I told you if you came back there would be a new video!
This snake
attack video has got to be one the
funniest videos I have ever seen and the reaction on the
host's face, it's priceless.
Well I've run out of
things to say, so its time for a Random comic quip from
one of today's best comedians!!
Jon Stewart - "I
celebrated last Thanksgiving in an old fashioned way. I
invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had
an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their
land." |
snake
attack video
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| Wednesday
- June 8 - 2005 - (6:03pm) - Finally got myself a new rig! |
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I
finally got off my lazy-ass and bought myself a new
computer. I find that sitting for 20-minutes while
Photo-Shop puts a filter onto an image is too long to
wait. I guess a 900mhz Duron is pretty outdated :)
The new rig isn't
anything stellar, but here are the quick specs: 200gig
HD, 1gig pc3200 RAM, AMD Athlon 64-bit 3500+ 2.2ghz etc
etc. Just think of how much faster I can do Daily Funk
update's with the new computer! Anyway, stick around
this week, as I'm going to be adding two new funny
videos before Sunday! For now, you can check out another
fabulous article called Meaning
of Dreams.
As you can see in the
picture to the left I had a 'dream hand' in Texas Hold-em
last night! I probably won't see one of those again in a
long, long time! Well that's all for now, but check out
that new article and come on back later this week! |
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3-4-5-6-7
of Diamonds. Straight Flush! See if your dream has
success in store!
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