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Thursday - (7:31pm) - July 19 - 2007 - New Game Added - The Impossible Quiz
The Impossible Quiz One more update coming at you this week, the impossible quiz will actually make you think outside the box, or was it 'in the box' ah hell I can't remember but one thing I am sure of is that you won't pass your first 3 times, maybe even your first 5 times! It's a tough one so check it out. Talk to you all next week!

Joke of the Day:
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says. "Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."

the impossible quiz
 

 

Wednesday - (7:31pm) - July 18 - 2007 -New Video Added - Car Jump Video
Redneck Car Jump Hello hello! How's everybody doing this week? Another scorcher here, and I've got to admit, I'm getting a little sick of the heat especially when there's no air conditioning! Anyway, a new video has been added called redneck car jump. Enjoy it and get outside and do something productive -  like these guys!

Joke of the Day:
A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch." Thanks, says the guy, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically." "Rubbish," says the girl. "No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on." The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on." "Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on." "Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it's an hour fast!"

redneck car jump
 

 

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