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Well holy Jesus did
I take a nasty spill
Mountain Biking
earlier. Oddly
enough the tabletop
that I crashed on
was the same one my
friend crashed on 3
days prior. He
dislocated his
shoulder, and I
busted up my ribs.
Damn that jump, damn
it to hell!
Anyway, since I'm
going to have a lot
of time to sit
around here's a
video update I've
been meaning to get
too. It's called
dramatic hamster,
and if you haven't
seen it then you're
an idiot.
Joke of the Day:
A man went to a
gift store to buy
his girlfriend a
pair of gloves. He
had the manager try
them on. She said
they were perfect,
so he had the
manager wrap them
up. When the manager
gave him the gift
she accidentally
gave him a pair of
panties instead.
When the girlfriend
got the gift there
was a note attached
to it. The note
read: Dear Honey,
Hope you like the
gift. The lady at
store said they were
perfect. I had her
try them on for me.
She looked more like
a lady. I hope you
will wear them for
me Friday night.
Love, Bobby PS:The
latest style is to
wear them folded in
with a little fur
showing. |
