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Happy Belated Canada
Day Everyone! Sorry
for the late update,
but it's been pretty
hectic around here.
I went to go see the
fireworks downtown,
but for once it
actually started at
11-oclock on the
nose so I missed the
entire fucking
thing. Oh well,
there's always next
year.
A new article has
been added taking a
look at a new site
called
certified psychics.
Check it out if
you've got a spare
moment.
Joke of the Day:
A completely
inebriated man was
stumbling down the
street with one foot
on the curb and one
foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and
said, "I've got to
take you in, pal.
You're obviously
drunk." Our wasted
friend asked,
"Officer, are ya
absolutely sure I'm
drunk?" "Yeah,
buddy, I'm sure,"
said the copper.
"Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of
relief, the wino
said, "Thank
goodness, I thought
I was crippled." |