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Sunday - (3:24pm) - July 9 - 2006 - New Article Added - Goo Hay
GooHay Wow, I had quite the weekend. Buddy who hasn't visited in a year + brother's band playing at the local bar = good times. Sorry for the late update but I've been passed out for the entire weekend.

An article has been added on goohay, and no that's not a spelling mistake. Curious as to what in the HELL that is? Well, read the article dick smack! Have a good one!

Joke of the Day:
Dad:
Son what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread.

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Thursday - (1:23pm) - July 7 - 2006 - New Video Added - Maury Povich Clip
Maury Povich Clip Get this. Apparently it's possible for a White Couple that has white Grandparents to have a black baby. Unfortunately, for this guy on the Maury Povich show it wasn't his lucky day. Check out this Maury Povich clip to see what all the buzz has been about.

Joke of the Day:
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it. "Pinocchio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your "Girlfriend?" said Pinocchio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

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Wednesday - (11:09pm) - July 5 - 2006 - New Article Added - Certified Psychics
Certified Psychics Happy Belated Canada Day Everyone! Sorry for the late update, but it's been pretty hectic around here. I went to go see the fireworks downtown, but for once it actually started at 11-oclock on the nose so I missed the entire fucking thing. Oh well, there's always next year.

A new article has been added taking a look at a new site called certified psychics. Check it out if you've got a spare moment.

Joke of the Day:
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

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