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Friday - (5:25pm) - July 8 - 2005 - Get paid to do online surveys!
paid surveys online

Got another article for you to check out called paid surveys online. I've heard so much about these friggin things that I had to check it  out. I'm not gonna tell you what it's all about, your gonna have to check it out for yourself! Well, I gotta go!

Chris: Dad, what's the blowhole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

paid surveys online
Thursday - (8:00pm) - July 7 - 2005 - Master your poker skills!
texas holdem secrets

What a gorgeous day outside! Of course, I spent all day inside... hey you win some and you lose some. I guess I was just compelled to finish up this little article on texas holdem secrets. I don't know what it is about this game, but its addicting and everyone plays it. Hah, well that's about all for me, so how about I finish off with a funny joke?

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."

texas holdem secrets
Tuesday - (11:30pm) - July 5 - 2005 It's ok, I'm Reuben's proxy.

mario brothers online game

Oh man, I found the sweetest game ever! I remember like 10 or more years ago, when my brother got his SNES for Christmas. He got two games with the system, Super Mario World and some 'pseudo' 3D graphics racing game. I think I would buy a SNES just to play that game, but instead of buying another system you guys (myself included) can just play the mario brothers online game here! I only played for about 5 minutes, so I'm not exactly sure how many levels are included in the game but its still pretty cool.

Also, if you thought that Mario game was cool, check out this website where you can download as many games for free as you want!! Well its bed time, cheers everyone!

mario brothers online game

Monday - (5:52pm) - July 4 - 2005 - Dude we have to go... I just sharted!

magic card trick

Hmm, not much doing today. It's been a beautiful day outside and some family is in town visiting so I went to the mall...which was lovely, and spent about an hour in the Sony Store watching Star Wars on their big HDTV's.

We've got an article update today on magic card tricks, so if you're into magic and those sorts of things you should check it out, and if you're not you should still check it out. Well, the sweet sweet scent of a BBQ is calling me outside. Have a nice night everyone, and talk to y'all soon!

magic card trick

Sunday - (7:16pm) - July 3 - 2005 - Some people are just huge Top Cop's.
dangerous video You know what I'm talking about. Someone who has some shit job, and thinks they are the bomb. They get off by barking commands to their employees and act all tough and macho, when really they still live in their mother's basement, wet the bed and masturbate to their favorite episode of Sesame Street. These people should be stripped and shaven and thrown into a vat of oil! I do however, have some peace of mind knowing that they will be working that job for the rest of their life while I'm making millions off of Daily Funk! 

Anyway, check out this dangerous video before you go, have a great night and stick around for more great updates later this week!

dangerous video

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