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Wednesday
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(1:04am)
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January
17 -
2007
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New
Article
Added
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Holidays
Dubai |
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So we're going to
try something a
little different
this week. My buddy
has been absolutely
begging me to allow
him to post his own
'editorial' on the
worlds most
outrageously awesome
humor site. Now let
the records show
that we don't let
just anyone post
their trash on here
except of course -
our trash. Anyway
enjoy and let me
know what you think
about his playlist!
Jay's Super
Awesome Update -
Hey Everyone. Turns
out that a lot of
people listen to
some pretty crappy
music, or have no
idea what is even
out there, so here
is a list of 10
songs to impress
your friends with.
1. Quannum - I
Changed My Mind
2. Boards of Canada
- Dayvan Cowboy
3. Cold War Kids -
Hang Me Up To Dry
4. The Decemberists
- The Crane Wife 3
5. Further Seems
Forever - The Moon
Is Down
6. Imogen Heap -
Hide and Seek
7. Sense Field -
What Never Dies
8. Radiohead -
Subterranean
Homesick Alien
9. Kings Of Leon -
Milk
10. Silversun
Pickups - Lazy Eye
To find out more
bands like this,
check out
Pandora.com to find
music that sounds
like the stuff you
already like.
Also, on a totally
unrelated note -
check out this weeks
article on
holidays dubai!
Joke of the Day:
Q:
Have you seen
the hottest new
Catholic porn film?
A: It's
10 minutes of sex
and 50 minutes of
guilt. |
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Tuesday
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(3:23pm)
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January
16 -
2007
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New
Game
Added
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Balls
and
Walls |
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Ironically enough,
this
balls and walls
game was
supposed to be a
game update like
over a year ago, but
got lost in the
midst of stuff.
Anyway, it's not
that great but it'll
tide you over for
the week! Enjoy!
Joke of the Day:
A husband and
wife were lying in
bed together one
night. The wife
rolled over and
placed her hand
lovingly on the
chest of her
husband. "Honey,"
the wife said, "if I
died would you get
married again?" The
husband said,
"Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I'm
sure you would." So
the husband said,
"Okay, I would"
"Would you let her
sleep in our bed?"
the wife asked. And
the husband replied,
"I suppose so." Then
the wife asked,
"Would you let her
wear my clothes?" "I
doubt she'd want
to," the husband
said. "She'd be so
much thinner." |
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Monday
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(11:20pm)
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January
15 -
2007
- New
Video
Added
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Human
Slingshot |
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Been a pretty hectic
week with work,
family visiting and
daily masturbation
time. Speaking of
which, I gotta meet
my quota for the
day. Check out the
new video update
entitled:
human slingshot.
Joke of the Day:
Harry, Bill and
Steve are sitting at
the corner bar
enjoying themselves,
when Ted walks in
looking distressed.
"Ted, you look
awful. What's
wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last
night I got really
drunk, and then
somewhere between
here and my house, I
was abducted by an
alien?" Everyone is
shocked. "I heard
about this kind of
thing happening!"
Bills says. "What
did the alien do to
you?" "I don't
remember all the
details," Ted says.
"All I remember is
being anally probed
by the alien."
Everyone is
horrified. "I heard
that they'll do
that!" Steve says.
"What did the alien
look like?" Ted
responds, "Carl." |
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