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Wednesday - (12:31am) - January 10 - 2007 - New Article Added - Vegas Hotel Deals
Vegas Hotel Deals Unfortunately I have nothing clever to say on this update. Oh,  but I did see the movie Children of Men, which I highly recommend. The film is somewhat reminiscent of HalfLife 2. For any of you that play the video game you'll know what I'm talking about after you see it.

Anyway, a new article has been added entitled Vegas hotel deals, so if you're looking to head to Vegas and want to save yourself a few bucks it's worth a read. Talk to you guys next week! Peace.

Joke of the Day:
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room, and he found himself completely naked in the halls of the world's most powerful military organization HQ. But, luckily, no one was around to see him. So, he ran as fast as he could to the elevator. When it arrived, it was empty. He breathed a sigh of relief and got in. When the doors opened on his floor, there was no one waiting outside. "This must be my lucky day," he said to himself. He was now only a few yards from his office. Suddenly, he heard footsteps coming from around the corner. He heard the General's voice. There was no way he'd make it to his door in time, so he ducked into the closest office available, and found himself in the laboratory for Research & Development. The Head Scientist looked up from one of her experiments with puzzled interest. The soldier thought quickly, stood up straight and saluted. "I am here to report the partial success of the Personal Invisibility Device," he said. "I see," the Head Scientist said. "But the Shrink Ray seems to be working perfectly."

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Tuesday - (3:05pm) - January 9 - 2007 - New Game Added - Boxhead Game
Boxhead Room I came across this game the other night. Not gonna lie - this is probably my favorite online game I've ever played. It's too bad that there aren't really 'level's that you pass , rather you just keep killing zombies until you die. *Tip - Use the barrels to block yourself into a corner (don't set them too close) and wait till the zombies horde around the barrels. Once there are at least 20, shoot the barrels to gain massive combo points! I played it for about an hour and got a high score of 1.5 million. See if you can beat it!

Joke of the Day:
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!" So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other. "Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!" "You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says. "Oh my God," says the bartender, "What do you have?" "50 cents."

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Monday - (11:02pm) - January 8 - 2007 - New Video Added - Edmonton Oilers Goal
Edmonton Oilers Goal Welcome back you sons of bitches! Got some great updates coming at you this week including new vids, new games and a new article - that's right - a NEW article! Anyway, here's update 1 of 3 which is a highlight clip from a recent Edmonton Oilers hockey game. I belt that guy feels like a huge ass.

Joke of the Day:
How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a light bulb? One hundred. One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die beautiful, poetic deaths.

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