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Sunday - (10:13pm) - January 15 - 2006 - Win any fight in 3 minutes or less!
learn to fight Hope everyone had a fun, safe and relaxing weekend! For anyone that got jumped and were mugged, beaten and/or humiliated, read this article and learn to fight so you don't look like a huge pussy in front of your woman!

Joke of the Day:
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats light bulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"

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Thursday - (1:30pm) - January 12 - 2006 - New Video Added
amusementparkcrash A new day, a new video. A new video has been added called amusement park crash so check it out (not for the squeamish) if you've got some spare time! Few more updates this week, so again keep coming back! Have a great day!

Joke of the Day:
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights." Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

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Tuesday - (11:30pm) - January 10 - 2006  - Lose some weight you fat A$$!
herbal diet pills Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend as much as I did! There's a new article in the 'health and body' section labeled herbal diet pills so read that if you've got a spare moment! Some good updates coming at you this week so keep checking back and if you haven't done so already, bookmark us!

Joke of the Day:
An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" said the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"

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