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Thursday - (6:13pm) - January 5 - 2006 - Russian Mail Order Brides - is it really true?
mail order bride I was so curious that I finally went and found out the real deal with those russian mail order brides that everyone always talks about. Read the article, I think the results will surprise you.

Joke of the Day:
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. Then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room. He was now completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on the planet -he felt pretty ridiculous. Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and saluted the Head Scientist. "I am here to report the partial success of the personal invisibility device!"

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Wednesday - (11:19pm) - January 4 - 2006 - Video and Games section updated
bullet time fighting game Hey, I just finished a pretty big update to the Flash Games, and Funny Videos page so you should check it out! I've also just added this new bullet time fighting game that's super cool! Have a good nite everyone!

Joke of the Day:
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, "What do you do with all of those?" The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them and now he shits in little plastic baggies!"

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Tuesday - (11:55pm) - January 03 - 2006 - Get Paid to play your favorite video games!

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How would you like to get paid to play your favorite video games on your favorite gaming system? Read the 'get paid to play games' article and you're on your way!

Joke of the Day:
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles. He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess — you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."

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