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Sunday - (4:00pm) - February 26 - 2006 - New Game Added - Snowball fight game
snowball fight game I just added a new game to Funk called snowball fight game which is decent so if you're bored you should check it out! Well I'm out for the evening, so have a great night everyone!

Joke of the Day:
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I'm so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he's made enough that he just gave away a huge portfolio.” The next guy said, “I'm so proud of my son. He's a car dealer and he's doing so well, he just gave away a Ferrari.” The third guy says, “I'm so proud of my son. He's got enough money that he just gave away a million-dollar home.”
Just as the third guy finishes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks, “What are you guys talking about?' “Just about how good our sons are doing,” the three men replied. “Well, my son is doing very well,” says the fourth man, “He's a male stripper and just last week he got a huge portfolio, a Ferrari and a million-dollar home.”

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Thursday - (2:04pm) - February 23 - 2006 -  New Article Added - Rich Jerk
rich jerk How many of you would like to make mad cash for very little effort? The rich jerk is a crude, obnoxious individual who has made millions doing online e-commerce! Read his book, apply his methods and watch the checks start to flow!

Joke of the Day:
A man walks into a music store and wants to buy a good, old-fashioned vinyl record. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovers that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decides to steal the record. So he sticks it down his pants. Of course, the cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?" The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven't heard any complaints."

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Friday - (1:15pm) - February 17th - 2006 - New Article Added - 12 simple rules of dating!
burn the fat Lately I've been hitting up the gym pretty hard. Yesterday I hammered on my legs doing like 6 sets of squats followed by power cleans then 2 hours of floor hockey and basketball. Then today I worked out arms and played volley-ball for 2 and half hours! Let's just say those seniors at the YMCA won't fuck me with again! Speaking of working out, check out this new article called burn the fat for all you fat bastards!

Joke of the Day:
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

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