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Sunday - (11:55pm) - February 19th - 2006 - New Video Added - Lacrosse Fight Video
lacrosse fight video I hope everyone's having a great weekend thus far! Well, we finally got some snow here in Canada after months of +10 weather! I'm gonna grab my gear and go sledding, but for those of you sitting at home I've added a new video called lacrosse fight video so enjoy!

Joke of the Day:
A Marine and a Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands. "Hey," says the Navyman, "in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine stops and turns to the Navyman and says, "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

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Saturday - (1:15pm) - February 18th - 2006 - New Article Added - Steroids Guide
steroids guide A new article has been added to the health and body section of the site, and the article is labeled steroids guide! If you're looking to pack on some muscle but are unsure about taking steroids and don't know where to start this is one article you won't want to miss!

Joke of the Day:
A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' tee-box and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A. and taken to the morgue. The coroner calls him in and says, "She definitely died from a blow to the head caused by the golf ball. But the only thing we can't understand is why was there's a golf ball in her rectum?" "Oh," he replies, "that must have been my mulligan."

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Friday - (1:15pm) - February 17th - 2006 - New Article Added - 12 simple rules of dating!
12 simple rules of dating I hope you all had a great week and did something special for Valentines Day! If you sat at home alone and played with your gigglestick than maybe you should take a look at these 12 simple rules of Dating and get the boy/girl of your dreams!

Joke of the Day:
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart. "Duke!" the dad yelled. "This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one. "Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart. "Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"

12 simple rules of Dating

 

 

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