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Thursday -
(7:45pm) - February 9 - 2006 - New Video Added - Sleepless in Seattle |
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I just added a new
video called
sleepless in seattle recut. There have
been many of these videos popping up but this is
the best one we've seen since 'the shining
clip'! Check it out and have a good night!
Joke of the
Day:
A preacher
woke up one Sunday morning and looked outside
and saw it was a beautiful day. He decided to
skip church and go play golf. So he called the
junior pastor at his church and told him he was
sick and couldn't give the sermon. The junior
pastor told him not to worry, he would deliver
the sermon.
The pastor drove about 40 miles away from town
to avoid being spotted. As he was setting up his
first drive on the first hole, Jesus leaned over
to God in heaven and asked him, "Are You going
to let him get away with this?" God told Jesus
not to worry, he would handle it. Right as God
said that, the preacher hit the drive of his
life. The ball traveled all 450 feet to the
green, bounced once, and rolled in the hole. The
preacher was ecstatic. Jesus asked God,"Why
would you let him do that?" God said, "Because,
who is he gonna tell?" |
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Wednesday -
(11:28pm) - February 8 - 2006 - New Article Added - Book of Secrets |
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Have you ever
wondered if your girlfriend/boyfriend has been
lying to you? Are you paying too much for car
insurance? Would you like to fly to that
'tropical getaway' for less than half the cost
of one ticket? Read the
book of secrets and learn how to do all
this in minutes!
Joke of the
Day:
3 Irish monks
have passed all tests, except for one. It is the
test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to
their dicks and put them in a room with a naked
chick. She dances in front of the first one,
and, sure enough, he goes 'ding ding!' "Go take
a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes
to take a shower. So she dances in front of the
next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he
goes 'ding-ding!' "Go take a cold shower with
your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she
goes to the last one, dancing in front of him.
He doesn't ring. The woman nods. "Good, you've
passed. Go take a shower with your
brothers.""Ding-ding!" |
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Tuesday -
(4:23pm) - February 7 - 2006 - New Article Added - Hoodia Diet Pills |
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WTF is Hoodia you
ask? Well that's a damn good question and to be
honest I had no idea what it was myself! Of
course I'm not going to make this easy and
you'll have to read this
hoodia diet pills article to find
out! Cheers! Joke of the Day:
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in
the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but
not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and
dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help
him out by giving him the parts he needs -- the
eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an
elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta
the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are
working out for him. "Tarzan like. With new eye,
can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no
like new wee-wee." "Why's that?" "It keep taking
weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass." |
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