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Sunday -
(2:08pm) - February 5 - 2006 - New Article Added - Clear Pores |
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Hope everyone had
a great weekend! Just a quick update here, be
sure to check out the new article on
clear pores the all natural acne
treatment!
Joke of the
Day:
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a
Bulldog are in a doggie ba having a drink when a
good-looking female Collie comes up to them and
says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese in a
sentence can have me.''So the Doberman says, ''I
love liver and cheese.''The Collie says,
''That's not good enough.''The Bulldog says, ''I
hate liver and cheese.'' She says, ''That's not
creative.'' Finally, with his Mexican accent,
the Chihuahua says, ''Liver alone......cheese
mine.'' |
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Saturday -
(2:08pm) - February 4 - 2006 - New Game Added - Free Sniper Game |
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I had way way too much
to drink last night. I guess that's what happens
when you go out first in poker - I swear to
god I hate that river card. Anyhow here's a
free sniper game
that I've been playing all day. Nothing like
video games to cure a hang over! Enjoy!
Joke of the
Day:
After spending time with Eve, Adam was
walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how
much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels
to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her
so beautiful? God: So you will always want to look
at her. Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you
make her skin so soft? God: So you will always want
to touch her. Adam: She always smells so good. Lord,
why did you make her smell so good? God: So you will
always want to be near her. Adam: That's wonderful
Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why
did you make her so stupid? God: So she would love
you. |
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Friday -
(2:08pm) - February 3 - 2006 - Ever wanted to be a Ninja? |
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Have you ever
layed in bed at night wondering
how to become a ninja? Your not alone!
There are literally thousands of fellow nerds
that have got nothing better to do so join them
and learn the secrets!
Joke of the
Day:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They
seat themselves, and engage in animated
conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores their conversation at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following: ''Emma come first.
Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I
come again. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come
once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,''
retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma
just tella my friend howa to spella
Mississippi.'' |
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