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Thursday - (12:31pm) - December 21 - 2006 - New Game Added - Spank the Monkey
Spank the Monkey A new game has been added entitled spank the monkey. This game is super addicting and its fun to play with friends (if you have any). Basically I cleared off my entire desk so I could get a running start (PS - it helps to have a wireless mouse).

Anyway, I'm out for the night. I am unsure if there will be any video/game/article updates due to Christmas, but I'll do my best. Have a great Christmas everyone, and thanks for your loyal support over the years! See you in the new Year!

Joke of the Day:
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA. "The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

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Wednesday - (10:00pm) - December 20 - 2006 - New Video Added - Pauly Shore Knockout
Pauly Shore Knockout No surprise that I'm about two weeks late with this video update - however, it's Christmas and I've been busy etc. Anyway when I first saw this video I laughed my ass off 'cause I just pictured Pauly Shore in 'Son in Law' in a pair of cut off jean shorts with a farmers hat getting laid the f*** out.

Shortly After this pauly shore knockout video was released, popular gossip blogs stated that it was staged. I still think its funny no matter what though.

Joke of the Day:
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."

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