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I know, I know.
"Where the hell have
all the article
updates been these
past few weeks?".
That's a very good
question, however it
would take me about
an hour, a chalk
board, a Biology 30
text book and a pack
of gum to explain it
so we'll just leave
it at that.
Anyway, lets not
beat around the bush
anymore than we have
to. The new article
has been added to
our
entertainment
section and it's
called
New Zealand Holidays
so check it out!
Joke of the Day:
A woman sat on a
plane heading for
New York, when the
pilot announces that
because of
difficulties with
the plane's engines,
he must make an
emergency landing.
The woman, fearing
that this may be the
end of her life
looks over to a man
sitting next to her
and rips her shirt
and bra off, and
throws herself on
him. "Make me feel
like a woman again!"
she screamed. So the
man rips his shirt
off and hands it to
her. "Here you go,
you crazy bitch,
iron this." |