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Thursday - (1:22am) - December 7 - 2006 - New Video Added - Reno 911 Clip 3
Reno 911 Clip 3 It's late - I'm tired - I'll make it quick. A new video has been added entitled reno 911 clip 3. Check it out and have a great night!

Joke of the Day:
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end America's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose. James Madison came next, and said, "This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama's knees. Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged. As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised! "An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" 

reno 911 clip 3

 

 


 

Wednesday - (5:57pm) - December 6 - 2006 - New Game Added - Draw Play
Draw Play Well I hope you kiddies are getting your Christmas shopping done. It's almost that time of year and if you don't hurry you'll be one of those gift givers that gives out gift cards to lame ass shops like Sears and Wal-Mart! It's all about the Wii and Playstation 3, so get your ass out of bed early and go wait in line like the rest of the fools!

Anyway, enough with the rant! Check out this new game called draw play.

Joke of the Day:
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years... chatting, and enjoying each other's friendship. One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, "Please don't be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years. . .What is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can't. "The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, says, "How soon do you have to know?"

draw play

 

 

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