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Thursday -
December 29 - 2005 -
(7:00pm) - New Video added |
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New video
added. Check out this
amazing football touchdown by the Saints with only
7 seconds left to go in the 4th quarter.
Joke of
the Day:
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary
tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted
his arm into the window and removed a few trifling
articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how
you can punish the whole individual for an offense
committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied.
"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one
year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he
chooses." The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's
assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on
the bench and walked out. |
amazing football touchdown
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| Wednesday -
(12:30am) - December 28 - 2005 - Turn on the charm... |
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Everyone can use a good
piece of advice every now and then so I thought a great
article on
kissing
techniques
would be just super!
Joke of the Day:
A man was sitting next to a
very attractive woman on an airplane. To start the
conversation, he asked her what kind of men she was
interested in. Her first choice was American Indian men,
since they're so rugged. After that she said that Jewish
men were pretty attractive too. Not belonging to either of
those categories, the man asked if there were any other
kinds of men she liked to date. She thought for a moment
and then said Southern men, because they're so
gentlemanly. At this point, she realized she didn't know
the man's name. "Well, my name's Geronimo Bernstein, but
my friends call me Bubba."
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| Tuesday
- (1:30am) - December 27 - 2005 - Hope you all had a wonderful holiday! |
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I know it's a little late
for this update as most of you are probably done your
Christmas shopping, but I'm sure most of you are doing
lots of returns and gift exchanges! If you're looking to
get a friend, family member or spouse a camera for this
holiday season make sure you read this
digital camera buying guide and make the right
decision!
Joke of the Day:
Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp
floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and
rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp.
Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could
only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and
then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best
beer in the world. With a poof! the wish was granted. All
of a sudden, one of the men got really angry. "Dammit! Now
we have to piss in the boat!"
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