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- (12:56am) - December 23 - 2005 - Merry Christmas Everyone! |
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This will be my last update
before Christmas break so I deemed it appropriate to add a
'santa
slingshot'
Christmas game. It's pretty lame - I'm not going to lie
but it's the best I could find! I wish you all a very
Merry Christmas, a safe new year and good times with your
family and friends!
Ways to Relieve Boredom
during your next Semester:
1. Leave permanent markers by the
dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If
the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters
"CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH!
MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed
in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the
professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the
pronunciation of your name, even if it's Smith. Claim that
the 'i' is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate
thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask
"Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the
professor can't understand you. |
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Wednesday
- (6:35pm) - December 22 - 2005 - Learn the Secrets of the Slopes
with this guide! |
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If there's any chance that
you're going to be snowboarding over the Christmas break
wait until you read this article on the best
snowboarding secrets. Whether you're a first time
rider, or an experienced hill jockey this guide comes in
handy for people of all skill levels!
Joke of the Day:
A guy stood over his tee
shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking
down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his
exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the
blasted ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there
watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a
perfect shot. "Forget it, man," said his partner, "you
don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her
from here!" |
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Wednesday - (11:30am) - December 21 - 2005 - Become a poker star! |
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Become a
Poker Expert
with this article and beat your friends and family! Even
learn tips and tricks to dominate the online poker tables!
Joke of the Day:
A nurse was on duty in the emergency
department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had
purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and
strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had
acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the
staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and
above it was a tattoo reading, ''Keep off the grass.'' After
the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to
the dressing which said, ''Sorry, had to mow the lawn.''
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