| Friday
- (1:54pm) - December 16 - 2005 - Learn how to do Street Magic like David Blaine! |
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A new article coming at you
to end off the week! With this
Learn Street Magic
guide you'll
be able to fool your friends and family in no time!
Joke of the Day:
A little boy and girl were
playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt
and pointed to his nipples. "I've got two of these," he
said. "How about you?" The little girl opened her blouse
and showed him her nipples. So the boy pointed to his
belly button. The little girl looked down showed him her
belly button. So the little boy dropped his drawers and
pointed to his penis. The little girl raised her skirt and
pulled her underwear to the side, but search as she might
she couldn't find that particular organ. The little boy
taunted her till she ran home to her mommy. She returned
15 minutes later with a big grin on her face. "My mommy
told me that when I am 15 years old, I'll have as many of
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Thursday -
(6:35pm) - December 15 - 2005 - New Game Added - Shootout Game |
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A quick game update coming
at ya! Check out the games section with this
shootout game! It's pretty fun but I rapped it in
about 5 minutes!
Joke of the Day:
A farmhand is driving 'round
the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he
radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit
a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my
truck. He's still wriggling — what should I do?'' "In the
back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the
head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and
throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what
you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it
in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"
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| Wednesday -
(5:50pm) - December 14 - 2005 - Do it all night long with Maximum Pills |
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Joke of the Day:
These three guys got
together one day and were talking about how drunk they got
at a party the night before. The first guy said, ''Man I
was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'' The
second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk
last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.'' The
third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last
night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and
my wife caught us in bed.'' Then the first guy said, ''No
-- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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