Joke of the Day:
A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies. ''That's a stupid thing to say!'' ''That's a stupid thing to ask!''

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Joke of the Day:
One day a man walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that he wanted a 100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick, the tattoo artist told him if he could give him three reasons why he wanted the tattoo he would give it to him. The man says. "Well, for one, I like to play with my money, two, I like to watch it grow, and three, if my wife wants to blow 100 dollars again, she doesn't have to go to the mall.

Joke of the Day:
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead

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