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Friday -
(2:30pm) - December 2 - 2005 - Remember that Windows 95 game Rally Cross? |
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Last
update for the week! Check out the new rally
cross game and have yourself a great
weekend!
Joke of the Day:
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing. He said that one of his friends was touring a latex glove factory in Mexico, and saw how they make the gloves. One person would stick his hand in the melted latex, walk over to a vat of cooling water, then dip his hand in it to solidify the latex. The glove was then thrown in a finished products box. The dentist's patient was disgusted by the lack of care taken in making the gloves sanitary. Wanting to keep all the patients he could, the dentist didn't mention how they made condoms |
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Thursday -
(11:30pm) - December 1 - 2005 - Total World Domination has begun! |
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Want
to know where all the magic happens? Take a look at
our corporate site: Multi
Media Management
Inc.
Joke of the Day:
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and
the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various
methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the
quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart.
The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so
she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was
located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap. |
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Wednesday -
(10:00pm) - November 30 - 2005 What a week! |
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Well
I'm back after another much needed vacation. Let's
just say that, the extreme
absinthe we sell really does work, and I'm
going to have to win
the lottery to gain back the cash I spent
on the hookers and drugs...
Joke of the Day:
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is
examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room." |
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