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A new game has been
added to the games
section called
free online shooting
game. Very
cool, very fun and
very addictive!
Check it out and
have a superb night!
Joke of the Day:
A girl asks her
boyfriend to come
over Friday night
and have dinner with
her parents. Since
this is such a big
event, the girl
tells him that after
dinner, she would
like to have sex
with him for the
first time. The boy
is ecstatic, but he
has never had sex
before, so he takes
a trip to the
pharmacy to get some
condoms. The
pharmacist helps the
boy for about half
an hour. He tells
the boy everything
there is to know
about condoms and
sex. At the
register, the
pharmacist asks the
boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy a
3-pack, 10-pack or
family pack. The boy
insists on the
family pack because
he thinks he will be
rather busy, it
being his first time
and all. That night,
the boy shows up at
the girls parents
house and meets his
girlfriend at the
door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to
meet my parents!
Come on in!" The boy
goes inside and is
taken to the dinner
table where the
girl's parents are
seated. The boy
quickly offers to
say grace and bows
his head. A minute
passes, and the boy
is still deep in
prayer, with his
head down 10 minutes
pass, and still no
movement from the
boy. Finally, after
20 minutes with his
head down, the
girlfriend leans
over and whispers to
the boyfriend, "I
had no idea you were
this religious." The
boy turns, and
whispers back, "I
had no idea your
father was a
pharmacist!" |
